Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Dunkin' Donuts-- Our Other Religion


Coffee, coffee, coffee. I love it. It is my life-blood, the best part of my mornings. If I could get coffee administered intravenously, I would. And as a Masshole, my coffee loyalty lies with the pink and orange of Dunkin' Donuts.

We love our Dunkin', almost as much as we love the Sox (see New England Sports post for details). Walk into any high school/place of work/mall/physical space in Massachusetts, and you're likely to spot at least one Dunkin' Donuts cup. And I mean, it makes sense-- there's one every couple of exits on the highway, and one in every town in MA that matters.

Seriously.
Most of the Dunks' drinks you'll see will be iced coffee. This goes back to our inability to notice frigid temperatures, but Massholes will drink their iced Dunks in any weather. (We're kind of like the postal service of cold beverages, "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night... will deter us from a giant iced coffee.)

Dunks has more than coffee; they serve a pretty extensive menu of dessert for breakfast, and bagels. It's actually a sweet deal-- caffeinate yourself, and carbo-load at the same time? Masshole genius.

NYC isn't immune to the power of Dunkin' Donuts (thank God). There are locations around the US that are hundreds of miles removed from a Dunks, an it always feels like I've left civilization when that happens. In New York City, I live within a 5 block radius of three, and there are two Dunks in the immediate area of my campus. While the Big Apple isn't fiercely loyal to DD like Massachusetts is, it's still a wide-spread, and gloriously easily-accessed watering hole for your caffeine (hot or iced) needs in the big city. 

You've all heard the classic tagline for Dunkin', which is "America Runs on Dunkin'". Massholes know better. With Dunks being the official coffee of most/all of our sports teams, and having locations every couple of miles around the state, we know that its us that "run on Dunkin'"


And so my dear readers, the time has come for your chance to win a Dunkin' Donuts gift card, provided by yours truly. Leave a comment on this post with your favorite song by a Boston band or your favorite thing to get at Dunks, and you could be the proud owner of a $15 Dunks gift card. Winner will be announced on Saturday. 

4 comments:

  1. Here's some lyrics:
    You can't go on
    Thinking nothing's wrong
    Who's gonna drive you home tonight

    Great Boston band

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  2. In the spirit of almost-summer and almost-roadtrips, I would like to suggest that Aerosmith's "Dream On" is the best car jam song of all time

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  3. I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Song by Dropkick Murphys - Who hail from Quincy, MA! The lyrics, ummm, not so sure, but the beat is AWESOME!!! Best beat EVAH!! When I hear this song I feel like I could run a Marathon!

    I'm a sailor peg
    And I've lost my leg
    Climbing up the top sails
    I lost my leg!

    I'm shipping up to Boston whoa
    I'm shipping up to Boston whoa
    I'm shipping up to Boston whoa
    I'm shipping off...to find my wooden leg

    Love this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1IEL9p2l0

    Yes, Massholes can be civilized.

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  4. I have three favorite Boston Bands (Aerosmith, Boston and J Giles), I don't do iced coffee but iced tea. I love all Boston sports teams but having worked in NYC I actually have attended a few NY sporting events. Worked near MSG and like the Rangers still a far distant second from my Bruins! Patriots are my #1 team! I like your witty comments.

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